Today the cops finally tracked me down and served me with a subpoena. I’ve ben avoiding them for a month. Then today they sent a uniform to the house and I forgot I had put some zit blaster on my face in a strategic pattern to combat the uglies and good thing it wasn’t a cute cop or my life would really suck. So much for being a good citizen – I know have to go to court to point out the little shit that caused all this mess. And this time he will not be drunk and i’m sure will remember my face and one day I shall run into him downtown and he’ll mug me just for the hell of it.